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Top 10 Worst Movie Cliches

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:21:27 -0400

Don't Park Near Construction Sites

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:44:55 -0400

Is 2010 the Worst Movie Year Ever?

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:37:25 -0400

In the new movie “Inception,” Leonardo DiCaprio burrows deep into the subconscious of a self-absorbed plutocrat to plant a powerful idea that will change the world. If the technology used in “Inception” were available in real life, Mr. DiCaprio might burrow into the subconscious of Hollywood plutocrats and plant these paradigm-altering ideas: Stop making movies like “Grown Ups,” “Sex and the City 2,” “Prince of Persia” and anything that positions Jennifer Aniston or John C. Reilly at the top of the marquee. Stop trying to pass off Shia LaBeouf—who looks a bit like the young George W. Bush—as the second coming of Tom Cruise. Stop casting Gerard Butler in roles where he is called upon to emote. And if “Legion” and “Edge of Darkness” and “The Back-up Plan” and “Hot Tub Time Machine” are the best you can do, stop making movies, period. Humanity will thank you for it.

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Horror Ceramics

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400

Motorized Couch is Awesome

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:43:41 -0400

Umbrella Tree

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:17:00 -0400

Black Parents have White Baby

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:00:00 -0400

Nmachi Ihegboro and her husband Ben (apparently) managed to conceive a white, non-albino child without any of the normal adultery. Surprised geneticists are speculating that both parents must have had some white ancestry, which by a complicated scientific process called “magic” caused their baby to be a white baby instead of a black baby. Science is amazing.

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The Monday Funnies

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:00:00 -0400

Wipe the Smell of Fart Away with Subtle Butt

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:00:00 -0400

One would hope that a foul smell would never come out of a booty like that. Subtle Butt is a Disposable Gas Neutralizer.

via WBE

1984

Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0400

The Treehotel in Sweden

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0400

If the Jetsons relocated to the Swedish Arctic, they might feel right at home at the new Treehotel, which opened officially a few days ago. The project is a collection of four houses perched among the pine trees in the village of Harads. The husband-and-wife team Britta and Kent Lindvall, along with a few of their architect and designer friends, dreamed up the structures, which range from the outrageous to the opulent.

There’s the aggressively twiggy Nest and the trippy Mirrorcube, a 13-by-13-foot mass wrapped in mirrored glass (tinted with an ultraviolet, invisible-to-humans color that deflects birds), along with the Cabin, which is situated over the slope of a hill overlooking the Lulua River. The view from the deck changes literally with the wind, but don’t worry: urban planning students from the nearby Lulua University can vouch for its safety. The compound also has a tree sauna and a tree breakfast-and-meeting room. Two more houses — the disc-shaped UFO and the self-explanatory Room With a View — are set to open in the fall.

Check out their site for more cool info.

Sixteen Things That it Took Me 50 Years to Learn

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

From a list by Dave Barry

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe day-light-savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 111.

There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Your friends love you, anyway.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and do it.

Hasselhoff's Bus of Dreams

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:00:00 -0400

It’s filled with alcohol and hamburgers

Logo Animals in Their Natural Habitats

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:00:00 -0400

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'Rage cage' opens in Chinese shopping mall for women to vent their frustration Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1295893/Hell-hath-fury-Rage-cage-opens-Chinese-shopping-mall-women-vent-frustration-men-allowed.html#ixzz0uEz9qJeM

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:00:00 -0400

We have all wanted to break things out of sheer frustration - especially on a Monday.

Now women in China have a special place they can go to do just that.

A shopping mall in Shenyang has opened a special store for people to break all kinds of normal household things - smashing them to smithereens with baseball bats.

see more at Daily Mail

Taxi driver died after drinking pure liquid cocaine

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400

A taxi driver died after unwittingly drinking pure liquid cocaine from a rum bottle given to him as a gift, a court heard today.

Lascell Malcolm, 63, had been handed the bottle of Bounty Rum by friend Antoinette Corlis after refusing to take payment for a lift home after she returned from a Caribbean holiday.

She in turn had been given the bottle by a friend, Michael Lawrence, who was carrying it back to the UK from St Lucia for acquaintance Martin Newman.

Newman, 50, was the only one who knew there was 246g (8.7oz) of pure cocaine dissolved into the alcohol, and that just a teaspoon of the liquid could be fatal.

He had given two bottles to Mr Lawrence before flying from St Lucia to Gatwick Airport, claiming his own baggage was overweight. It was intended that he would collect the bottles upon arrival in the UK, but Newman was detained by Customs officers.

Mr Lawrence waited for Newman for a short while before leaving to catch a connecting flight to his home in Switzerland, giving one of the bottles to Ms Corlis.

Oliver Glasgow, prosecuting, told Croydon Crown Court, south London: “Corlis, unaware of the dangers posed by the defendant’s bottle of rum, decided to give it to Lascell Malcolm as a thank you for his trouble. It was gratefully received.

“Corlis was only to realise the full import of what she had done when she tried to contact Lascell Malcolm over the following days.”

Mr Malcolm, a father-of-two from Haringey, London, had drunk a shot of the rum along with a pint of Guinness, hours after Ms Corlis had given him the bottle on May 25 last year.

But at 4am the next day, he called emergency services telling them he could not walk, had a headache and thought he was dying.

He was admitted and discharged from hospital but later collapsed and died in front of his son Richard. He had suffered a heart attack brought on by cocaine poisoning.

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Truth and Face

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:00:00 -0400

Portable Watermelon Cooler

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:01:00 -0400

I don’t know how I feel about this one. I do like cold watermelon, but is my fridge really not enough?

Parental Scientific Study

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:00:00 -0400

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X-Ray Human Octopus

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:00:00 -0400