You can actually buy the book below and other really messed up titles at Sleazbay.

It’s still a prototype though, and apparently only works for people that have brown tubes instead of hair.

Are pizza slices too easy to eat for you? Why not try pizza cones!

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If this ad is so accurate, how come that 11 year old down the street just had a heart attack?

German design firm Butter has come up with an x-ray calendar, and it kind of turns me on. Here are some sample poses:

I’ve never been to Alabama, but I assume this is how everyone rides down there.